HEY KIDS!!!!!

Look everyone!!!!

It's Pomfrito the Clown!

That's right,

YAY

Hey kids, I'm gonna show you how to make hamburger pizza!

Hamburger pizza? How do you do that???

Why, it's simple. All you do is:

.

But how?

Alright kids, here's how:

So you're sitting home one day

                            and you hear your stomach say

                                   I'm hungry!

                                   I'm hungry!

                            And what do you need

                               but a pizza for your greed

                                I'm hungry! I'm hungry!

                    So you run on down to the store real quick

                and you get some pizza dough, nice and thick

                 Go on over to the condiments aisle

                   Get some mustard and the pickle slices

                  Don't forget cheddar cheese, then go and pay

     The other ingredient's the meatloaf from the other day! 

                Once you're home you've got lots to do!

                 Here are the steps, let's do a run-through:

1) First you spread the mustard on the pizza dough

              it may not be sauce; it tastes good though!

2) Now the cheddar cheese goes on over that

                 if it's not on tight do a pat pat pat!

3) Before anything else add the dill pickle rounds

         always remember to remove any coffee grounds!

4) Then crumble the meatloaf all on top

             and this pizza won't be no kind of flop!

5) And that's the last step except to bake bake bake

                   leavin' all the other kids behind in your wake!

     Alright kids, that's all there is to do

      Doing it though, is up to you!!!

  I think I can do that, Pomfrito!

 Yes. Yes you can, kids!

I can do it!